#THE BACKWORD

The Backword is Allderdice's annual satire publication, providing students with the REAL happenings throughout the school.

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The Backword April 2nd, 202110 Things I Never Thought I Would Say (COVID-19 Edition)

This past year has been one for the books, to say the least. I had a lot of time to spend with my parents.

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021Oral Does it Again, and the Big 10 SUCKS

The first rule of March Madness is to expect the unexpected. Number 15 seed Oral Roberts University took down Big 10 juggernaut and 2 seed THE Ohio State University.

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The Backword April 1st, 20222022: BIG ADMIN IS WATCHING YOU

Brothers, sisters, and fellow students, there is no question that we are being oppressed. There is no question that we live in fear.

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The Backword April 1st, 2022Taking Action to Reduce Violence: Introducing the Allderdice Fight Club

Dragons, Allderdice has a new club! With constant brawls breaking out, teachers and staff are required to break up the vicious hallway altercations

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021Is There Such a Thing As Too Much Soap?

Anyone who’s attended Allderdice for any amount of time is familiar with this issue

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021Pirates Go Undefeated Through Whole Season, Win World Series

In a stunning turn of events the Pittsburgh Pirates managed to win every single game of the 2021 season

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The Backword April 1st, 2022Student-Created Clubs at Allderdice: Doing Good For Others

Each year, Allderdice sends many academically gifted students to the world’s finest higher education institutions.

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021Allderdice Finally Hires Fifth Counselor After Numerous Students Break Down in Homeroom Meetings

Ever since the start of the new school year students have been struggling to adapt to online learning, with the school attempting to help to little success.

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The Backword April 1st, 2022A Traveler’s Official Guide To Allderdice

With all of the hype and opinions swirling around Taylor Allderdice High School, it can be difficult to know what to do and see with your visit. (You only have a limited amount of time!)

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021Former Counselor Mr. Hallway Takes One Last Big Fall

One of the most beloved school locations of Allderdice students are the Chambers of Guidance.

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021WIN Wednesday This Week

We will continue with WIN Wednesdays this week. These sessions are optional.

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021An Ode to Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Nuggets (And How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Endless Cycle of Fast Food Revivals)

When I was in middle school, the only thing I could look forward to after a long day of petty drama and the slow realization that I was nowhere near as smart as I thought I was

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The Backword April 1st, 2023Pittsburgh Public Schools To Construct Underground Tunnels to Central Office; Prompts Disunion

The Board of Directors unveiled a new plan that would allow schools to express their anger directly to district administrators.

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The Backword April 1st, 2023Students Rejoice Over Even Earlier School Start Times

School start times are a common point of contention in school districts across the country. Many recent studies have found that most teenagers are chronically sleep deprived

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021Science Teachers Vote To Adopt Bible As New Textbook

On February 17, ceremonially coinciding with Ash Wednesday and the first day of Lent, the science department at Allderdice voted to adopt the Old and New Testament

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021One Allderdice Student Has Turned On Their Camera Every Day. We Investigate This Anomaly.

Online school has been going on for far too long and I, like many others, have lost all motivation to attend my virtual classes.

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The Backword April 1st, 2022The Mysterious Disappearance of Time Slot 3: An Exposé

It was a dark and stormy night. There was an eerie feeling in the air, though passersby did not know what had happened at the time. The silhouettes of PPS figures gathered

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The Backword April 1st, 2023Teacher Tunes: Our Educators’ Go-To Bathroom Karaoke Songs

With the advent of karaoke in the Allderdice bathrooms, we here at The Backword thought it only fitting to find out what a few of our esteemed instructors love to belt out when home alone.

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The Backword April 1st, 2022The Most Underrated Clubs of Allderdice

Here at Allderdice, we enjoy a wealth of extracurricular activities (as evidenced by our extensive club list).

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The Backword April 1st, 2023Allderdice Public Health Crisis Due to Increase in PDA. What You can do to Prevent this Epidemic!

Attention Allderdice community, all students, teachers, and visitors must be aware of the public health crisis facing the student population at this dire time.

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021Rigorous Calorie Counting Assignment Cures Eating Disorders

As we've completed just about a year’s worth of virtual learning, due to the Covid-19 pandemic, many teachers have struggled

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The Backword April 1st, 2022Letter from a Fiscally-Conservative, Socially-Moderate Student to the Allderdice Administration

Dear Allderdice Administration, I am writing today to implore you to look into what is being shown in our classrooms. I strongly believe that everybody has a right to their own thoughts.

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021SAT Day COVID-19 Cases Suggest Successful Reopening “Will Be Easy”

It’s been a challenging year for Allderdice, after the reopening date for in-person instruction has been pushed back from August to November

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The Backword April 1st, 2023New Allderdice Lunch Lady Prospect Takes Revenge on Students

Many lunch ladies in the history of Allderdice have noticed that students notoriously take more than one lunch per person, without any repercussions.

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The Backword April 1st, 2022Is Dice Killing Your Gains?

Dice is known for many things, and for prospective students the thought of being an athlete and using our world renowned facilities only adds to excitement.

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The Backword April 1st, 2022Allderdice Teacher Becomes Highly Sought After Free Agent After Showcasing Incredible Throw

The entire baseball world is all a buzz about a local Allderdice teacher, Ms. HenC, who now finds herself a highly sought after free agent.

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The Backword April 1st, 2023Pittsburgh Public Schools Unveils New Complaint Department (It’s a Trash Can)

Pittsburgh Public Schools today announced an entirely new department dedicated entirely to complaints. “It’s a trash can,” the announcement stated.

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021Superintendent Press Conference Highlights What A Successful Year We’ve Had

During an exclusive press conference on March 29, superintendent Dr. Ham Omelette briefed select media outlets, including The Backword, on the state of Pittsburgh Public Schools.

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The Backword April 1st, 2022When Life Gives You Lemons, Have the Resilience of a Port Authority Bus Driver

Pittsburgh, “The City of Bridges,” has been dubbed as a sparkling metropolis–booming with opportunities and possibilities for people from all walks of life.

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The Backword April 1st, 2022Breaking News: People Care about Student Government

Over the past few months, it has come to the attention of the The Backword staff that student government has seemingly become something people care about.

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The Backword April 2nd, 2021UPMC Buys the City of Pittsburgh

UPMC has long been a staple of life in Pittsburgh. Their dominance over much of Oakland and Downtown is undeniable

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The Backword April 1st, 2023Starbucks Employees Spend Mornings At Allderdice

You might be seeing some new faces in your classes, as sources tell us that employees from the local Starbucks on Murray Avenue are planning on spending their entire mornings here at Allderdice.

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The Backword April 1st, 2022Former Pittsburgh Public School Superintendent: Where is he Now?

Almost half a year ago, the Pittsburgh Public School Superintendent, Dr. Ham Omelette, was forced to resign after a series of comical blunders—including a District-sponsored trip to Guantanamo Bay.

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